Taylor Swift is so right about you.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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