their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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