what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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