we have officially lost it.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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