I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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