wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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