Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
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hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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