what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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