He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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