What did we do last night that was yellow?
i was born a porn star she said
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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