White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
