apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
vagina is talking i cant
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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