My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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