so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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