just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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