its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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