But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
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I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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