I hope mine doesn't look like that
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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