what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I love you. Go after that dick
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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