plz talk dirty to me
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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