No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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