Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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