Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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