Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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