Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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