His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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