If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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