I wish I could teleport
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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