do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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