their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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