were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
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