Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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