sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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