i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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