you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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