Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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