so explain again why im purple
no
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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