I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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