i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
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how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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