I am puke
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize