what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
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