Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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