I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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