I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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