you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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