She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
i believe in u and ur pee
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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