On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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