Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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