we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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