let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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