1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
only you would photoshop your dick
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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