Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
The air taste purple.
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