My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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