you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
kristin has been a bad kristin
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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