Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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