I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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