1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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